the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
We’re putting the ‘tea’ in Tuesday with this infographic…
Look at this purebread puppy
my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it
"If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel."
cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink
they actually fucking ordered pizza imagine getting a phone call “hey we’d like to order some pizza come to the place where the oscars are happening”
but can u imagine how they decided which pizza deliverer to send like did they fight for it
Is it going to ruin the magic if I point out that this pizza delivery thing totally had to be planned and the pizza place prepared for it days in advance?
what if god was one of us
going hard like one of us
smokin kush blunts on the bus
Jackin off in toys r us
gettin drunk in starbucks